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"FUUUUUUUUUCK!"

WHAT THE FUCK PENIS i like tits! Yes i want a cheese berger and dont load it up with a bunch of bullshit!!! ok sir is that all? and give me some shit...To drink! ~~One of the quotes is Danny ordering Wendy's

Danny is the main character of the series Tourretes Guy,He suffers The Tourettes Syndrome For over 30 years,He wears an neckbrace and also wears mostly an Tony The Tiger T-Shirt and short pants

Favorite ColorsEdit

  • Aquamarine Blue
  • Black
  • Royal Purple
  • Silver
  • Sky Blue
  • Sunflower Yellow (like the color of Laa-Laa)
  • Teal
  • Turquoise
  • White
  • Yellow

Favorite Foods:Edit

  • Bacon and Eggs
  • Cheeseburgers
  • French Fries
  • Marshmallows
  • Pizza
  • SHIT!
  • M&Ms
  • Tomatoes

Favorite Beverages:Edit

  • Beer (especially he drinks it out of a beer bottle or beer can)
  • Soda
  • Water

Favorite Songs:Edit

  • I'll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy and Faith Evans (Version of The Police)

Favorite Movies:Edit

Favorite TV Shows:Edit

  • Bindi the Jungle Girl (only three episodes he likes are Animal ICU, Crocodilians and End Of The World)
  • Dragons The Series
  • Pokemon The Series

Favorite Video Game:Edit

  • Mortal Kombat series (Mortal Kombat 1, 2, 3, 4, Deadly Alliance, Deception, Shaolin Monks, Armageddon, Mortal Kombat Vs DC Universe & Mortal Kombat 9)

Favorite Video Game Characters: Edit

  • Liu Kang 
  • Johnny Cage
  • Kung Lao
  • Bo' Rai Cho
  • Kenshi
  • Curtis Stryker
  • Reptile
  • Raiden
  • Scorpion 
  • Sub-Zero 

Favorite Animals: Edit

Any animal he thinks that are cool and cute including: * Ants *Apes * Alligators * Bats * Bears * Bison * Cats * Clouded Leopards * Chameleons * Cheetahs * Chimpanzees * Condors * Cows * Crocodilians * Deer * Dingoes * Dinosaurs * Dogs * Dolphins (especially Bottlenoses) * Dragons * Ducks * Eagles * Echidnas * Elephants (all especially African Savannah bull and Asiatic cow elephants because they're all cute as much as their trunks) * Elephant Seals * Flamingos * Frogs (especially tree frogs) * Gazelles * Giant Pandas * Gibbons * Guinea pigs * Giraffes * Gorillas * Hippopotamuses * Horses (sometimes) * House Cats * House Dogs * Hyenas * Ibexes * Ibises * Impalas * Iguanas * Insects (all except bees and mosquitoes) * Jaguars * Jaguarundis * Jellyfish * Jerboas * Kangaroos * Kittens * Kiwis * Koalas * Komodo Dragons * Leopards * Lions (all especially African ones even when they roar loud as hell!) * Lizards * Macaws * Mice * Mongoose * Monkeys * Narwhals * Nudibranchs * Orangutans * Orca Whales * Ostriches * Owls * Oxen * Parrots * Penguins * Pigs * Platypuses * Ponies * Porpoises * Puppies * Quails * Quetzals * Rabbits * Rats * Red Pandas * Rhinoceroses * Scorpions * Sea Lions * Seals * Servals * Sharks (except Cookie-cutters) * Sheep * Snow Leopards * Tanagers * Tapirs * Tasmanian Devils * Tigers (they're cute and cuddly as well but they are also dangerous as bullshit because he still likes tigers) * Toucans * Turtles * Uakaris * Vicunas * Viscachas * Vultures * Wallabies * Wallaroos * Whales (all kinds of whales especially Orcas, Belugas, Humpbacks, Blue whales, Minkes, Right Whales and others) * Wolves * Wombats * X-ray Fishes * Xenopus frogs * Yaks * Zebras * Zorillas 

Favorite Music:Edit

  • Country
  • R&B
  • Rock

Birthday:Edit

February 24th, 1964

Zodiac Sign:Edit

Pisces

Hair Color:Edit

Dark brown and balding

Eye Color:Edit

Brown

Likes:Edit

  • Alice in Wonderland 
  • Animal Face-Off (especially when animals fight and when a Great White shark, a Bull Elephant, an Asian Lion, a Hippo, a Cougar, a Walrus, a Brown Bear, a Nile Crocodile, a Gorilla, a Black Bear and Sperm Whale win, he is happy, but when an Anaconda wins, he is scared and says "SHIT!")
  • Animals that are cool and cute
  • Bindi the Jungle Girl episodes Animal ICU, Crocodilians and End Of The World
  • Bowling
  • Boy Stuff
  • Frosted Flakes
  • Grandma Jenelle (even though she's old as fuck!)
  • Marshmallows
  • Pro Wrestling (WWE)
  • Puff Daddy music (especially I'll Be Missing You")
  • Very Light Purple
  • Watermelon Pink
  • Or Anything Else Too Girly

Favorite Book/Fairytale:Edit

novel books, Alice in Wonderland (especially "Don't Come Around Here No More")

Favorite Ice Cream Flavor:Edit

Strawberry, Chocolate, Blueberry 

Favorite Fast Food Restaurant:Edit

Favorite Flavor:Edit

  • Chocolate (because he chooses chocolate over vanilla anytime)

Biggest Fear:Edit

  • He ain't afraid of SHIT!!!! (except snakes)


==Least Favorite Animal:== 

  • Snakes (especially Anacondas, Saw-scaled Vipers, Rattlesnakes, Mambas, Pythons, Hog-nosed Snakes, Flying Snakes, Corn Snakes, Death Adders, Reticulated Pythons, Tiger Snakes, Sea Snakes, Black Mambas, Taipans and Cobras because he's afraid of them) 
  • Bees (because they piss him off)
  • Horses (most of the time and because the janitor thinks he has a horse's ass)
  • Cookie-cutter sharks
  • Porcupines (they have balls that are small and don't give a shit!)
  • Mosquitoes (because they make him mad as hell!)
  • Squirrels (they were fucking his tomatoes one time while he was on the phone!).
  • Birds (because once, a bird flew into his house which pissed him off, he ended up knocking several things over with a broom while trying to hit it, including the cameraman, but he never managed to hit the bird, his son told him that if he continued to do it, he would eventually break everything in the house, but he was too pissed to give a shit, the bird then flew into his face) 

Favorite Place:Edit

  • Supermarkets
  • Zoos (especially all animals except bees, snakes, mosquitoes, cookie-cutter sharks, porcupines and squirrels)
  • Job Interviews
  • the ass end of the first baptist church


Favorite Sayings:Edit

YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITHOUT YOUR BALLS!!! MY GRANDPA DIED 15 YEARS AGO, NOBODY GAVE A SHIT!!! HOLY DUMB FUCK! IT'S EMBARRESSING AS FUCK TO HAVE AN ASS! PPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! OH BOB SAGET!!! SUCK MY DICK, OR COCK! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE'S BALLS! THEY'RE SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT! YOUR "ASS"! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!!! WHY DON'T YOU MAKE LIKE A BANANA AND SHIT! DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT "TOTAL"! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!! FUCK YOU AND EVERY "MALL SANTA" THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU! LAST TIME I GAVE A SHIT, I GOT FUCKED! MEN'S ASSES! I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS COMBS! I DIDN'T TALK TO NOBODY YESTERDAY, I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT!! TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT, UPDATE! APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT SO FUCK HIM! BUTT FUCK!!! SHES A BITCH!  I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS! I'D LIKE TO MEET THE MOTHER FUCKER THAT NAMED IT "FASHION BUG", AND SHOVE A BROOM UP HIS ASS!! PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS! IT'S EASY FOR DENNIS TO GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE DENNIS IS SO FULL OF SHIT! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TO TRY AND WALK A MILE IN MY SHIT! EAT MY SHORT DICK!! WE'RE GONNA BE "OUT OF THE BUTT, AND INTO THE FUCK" IF WE DON'T COME UP WITH THAT $36... GO COUNT YOUR DICK! BITCH! I LOVE YOU! YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE'S DONUTS AND TAKE A 2-HR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE!! THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT! SHE HAS NICE ASS! I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!! FASHION BUG!! RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD!!!

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