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Danny (born February 24, 1964, age 51) is the main character of the series Tourettes Guy, he's suffered Tourettes Syndrome For over 30 years, He wears an neck-brace and also wears mostly an Tony The Tiger T-Shirt and short pants and does not drink water. He lives in Columbus, OH.

Favorite ColorsEdit

  • Green
  • Black
  • Royal Purple
  • Silver
  • Sky Blue
  • Sunflower Yellow (like the color of Laa-Laa)
  • Teal
  • Turquoise
  • White
  • Yellow

Favorite Foods:Edit

  • Bacon and Eggs
  • Cheeseburgers
  • Egg Nog (which his ex-wife dicks with)
  • French Fries
  • Frosted Flakes
  • Total (Cereal)
  • Water (Even though he doesn't drink it)
  • Shirlina


Danny was born on February 24, 1964 to his father (b. c. 1936) and his mother (b. ?-d. ?). He had Tourette Syndrome when he was ten years old in 1974. Around then, he started to not drink water anymore. He met Shirlena and had one son with her. The Return of the Tourettes Guy Part One was released on Christmas Day 2009, In April 2010, Return Part Two was Released and in December 2010, Return Part Three was released. In 2012, Return Part Four was released. On Halloween 2014, the Halloween episode was released. On Christmas Day 2014, another episode was released. His address is 4270 Mayflower Blvd Columbus, OH 43213.


Operator: "Colgate Consumer Affairs."
Danny: "{slightly loud voice} Yes. I bought your Colgate toothpaste. There one with tartar control. {shouting} And it made me feel, like a piece of *shit*"
Operator: "Sir?"
Danny: "This is bullshit!"
Operator: Sir, hold on one moment. {Puts Danny on hold, and "Every Breath You Take" plays"
Danny: I hope this is the Puff Daddy version of this song! Not that Sting... piece of SHIT! {Danny bobs his head to the music for a few seconds then pauses}"
Sting: "Every breath you take."
Danny: {deep inhale} FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! {chucks the Colgate toothpaste tubes down aggressively} Damn it! Holy shit!"
Operator: "Sir?"
Danny: "BALLS!"
Operator: "Sir, can you repeat your problem again?"
Danny: "{much louder than the start} Yes. I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel like a piece of shit!"
Operator: "Sir, if you would like a refund of your product— {cut off mid-speech}"
Danny: "{Danny looks down} I'm pissed!" {camera pans down to reveal a wet spot on the crotch area of his pants and he puts the telephone back on its stand} Fucking hung up my ass!"

Danny: "{at a drive-through} I want two cheeseburgers. I want pickles, and ketchup on them. {leans out his window} And don't load it up with a bunch of bull*shit*!"
Cashier: "Okay sir, that's two cheeseburgers with pickles and ketchup. Will there be anything else?"
Danny: "I want a biggie fries. {learns our his window} And give me some SHIT! To drink!"

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